(via uhohhannahh)
(via uhohhannahh)
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
michaels plan to kill toby…

dude 1) Have you ever loved something so much you’d die for it?
dude 2) No, why? Have you?
dude 1) No, but the other day I farted on a cocker spaniel.
best quote ever…you only wish you were there!